The Corrupt a Wish Foundation.

This was a very very active topic in the gamer's forums that i was in, before it crahsed *tear* so i've decided to restart it here.

The rules are simple, one person says they wish they has something, the next person grants there wish, but there is a catch, and the wish backfires. then the person makes their own wish

Here is an example

Person 1: I wish I had a million dollars
Person 2: Granted, but it is in monopoly play money
I wish I could speak french
Person 3: Granted but you forgot English...

And so on. so I will start.

I wish I had better internet for WoW.

Granted but now WoW has been permanently shut down.

I wish I could turn into a dragon.

Granted, but you are permanently stuck the size of a flea.

I wish I was able to fly.

Granted but you can only fly 1 cm off the ground. (ya woops)

I wish that I could teleport across the world.

You forgot to post a wish lol. Edit yer post please rofl.

((woops yea now edited))

Granted, but every time you do, you appear either inside a wall, or inside of a toilet.

I wish i had some Sweet Onion Chicken Tariaki (sp?)

RayveniaTelvos wrote:

Granted, but every time you do, you appear either inside a wall, or inside of a toilet.

I wish i had some Sweet Onion Chicken Tariaki (sp?)

Toilet aye, as long no one flushes me down or uses it. Its all good (Men in black momment Agent J: Whoo! Flushed! Yeah, man, back when you was an agent, you used to love gettin' flushed. Yeah, every Saturday night, you'd be like "flush me, J! Flush me!"

Granted, but its Sweet onion Chicken Tariaki Ramen Noodles from the grocery store.

I wish I had a cookie!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I hate ramen noodles!

Granted but it's been half eaten by a Slime (Dragonquest)

I wish i could get the numa numa song out of my head.

Hmm and still has the new slime and cookie smell. *eats rest of the cookie*

Granted but now every radio station and every one around you now listens to it, and your forced to hear it were ever you go.


I wish I could Travel to Daemara to meet real Daemon Kind. (city of gods) :p

ACK!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

granted, but you also just happen to turn into a large creature that is 99.8% of the Daemon kind's favorite food, thus making yourself a huge walking buffet.

I wish I could shapeshift.

Granted but you can only shapeshift into creatures that is normally the prey of bigger predator creatures.

I wish I won the lottery :p

Granted, but then the IRS claims you owe them 15.5 billion dollars and has the paperwork to prove it.

I wish I owned the MTN Dew factories. (Free Caffeine!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Granted but at the same time a law was passed that Caffeine is Illegal, so you are forced to make only Non-Caffeinated beverages.

I wish i could travel backwards in time.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted but you can only go backwards, and every time you do you are stripped of everything, entering the time in unfortunate places with nothing at all on. (Pray you dont see any of the husbands)

I wish i could control fire.

You have to corrupt my wish first jarron lol. edit post please.))

Granted but you you attract every dog on the planet to chase you forever!!

I wish furries where real!! :3

Granted but you now have no feet.

I wish I was a masterd swordsman

Granted but at midnight you turn into a crybaby

I wish i could go into my computergames

Granted but you can never get out.

I wish I was a famous singer

Granted, but then, you get chased by fangirls, and get stalked by the paparazzi!

I wish I had a cookie =D

Granted but you only show up in the credits.

I wish I became a well known author.